Wake up
Shower
Dress
Driving into work
Contemplating driving off of the thruway or running away on way to work
Arriving at work
Waiting 8 minutes for the g.d. elevator to reach the ground floor from the fourth floor (this is not an exaggeration of wait time)
Arrive at desk
Contemplating jumping out window at sight of desk
Listen to co-worker tell me they “beat me” or I “beat them” (based on arrival time, very very annoying)
Go to get coffee, there is either:
a. no coffee, need to make more
b. cold coffee, need to make more
c. a full pot of coffee
After getting coffee, sit at desk, take sip of coffee, and remember coffee at work is terrible
Check email, cnn.com, local news website, various time wasting websites, basically any website allowed access too and that’s not restricted under the following categories:
a. Denied Access for Streaming Internet Radio
b. Denied Access for Pornography (example of such website, youtube.com)
c. Denied Access for Personals/Dating
d. Denied Access for Games/Entertainment
Also there is no flash program on work computer
(This means I compulsively check email all day)
Try to make three minutes of work last forty hours, this in itself is very hard work
Contemplate jumping out window, in front of traffic and running away 1,908 times every two hours for five days a week for 9 hours (Yes nine hours, mandatory hour lunch, but the good part is there are no restaurants or cafeteria of sorts within reasonable location of work, only food available is a vending machine)
Stare down clock until it reads five.
Run out door to car.
Fly home.
Few hours spare time.
Go to bed.
Wake up start over.
Continue previous day’s activities of nothing.
