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Posted in Uncategorized on May 15, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Saturday Night. Part 3
Posted in Uncategorized on April 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I call Atticus.
He had been golfing since 10:30 in the morning, which means he had been drinking since about 11am. (It was 10:30). He put in a long shift.
He answers “Hey baby, what are you doing? Can you pick me up maybe?”
Atticus is adorable to me no matter what or how mad I get at [...]
Saturday Night. Part 2
Posted in Uncategorized on April 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I call Sally. She’s with her cousin Heidi, at some guys house. Heidi drove there, but she was passed out on the couch, and Sally didn’t know anyone else there and it was all guys.
Fine. “Alright I’ll be there in ten minutes.”
I get to the house and call Sally, ten minutes later she stumbles out [...]
Saturday Night. Part 1
Posted in Uncategorized on April 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Saturday Night, 7pm. I receive a phone call from Scarlett, a lady, let me re-phrase a crazy woman I used to work with at the Pancake House. She asked me to meet her for a few drinks and catch up. Since I was in the neighborhood I figured why not. I arrived at the bar [...]
Wednesday Morning Nightmare
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged nightmares on April 23, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
My alarm went of at 6:04, I hit snooze. I wish I hadn’t. I had a terrible nightmare.
I don’t recall exactly everything that happened. It was different than most dreams I have. Everything was spaced out and really strange.
The first thing I remember is walking behind this plaza thing, and the ground was flooded with [...]
From the Cube
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Add new tag, annoyances, office life on April 22, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
People who work in an office setting should be able to relate to this, I feel like office characteristics are pretty universal.
Irritating things your irritating co-workers do:
If you’re start time is 8am and you’ve been coming in at 7am instead (so as to leave earlier), and people stop over at your desk and pretend to check [...]
idle; in the middle of a fog falling asleep- ^
Posted in Uncategorized on April 22, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
eight might be one of the weirdest words ever.
atticus snores really loud.
it’s a full moon behind a cloudy night.
my mom made me (4m’s) heavenly chocolate brownies, with home-made batter.
by the bed.
not the brownies, they were on the table, by the bed is the name of the song that’s on.
isn’t it weird to sometimes think about [...]
Why I washed my jeans twice
Posted in Uncategorized on April 21, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
My sister and I sat by the creek at my parents house and smoked. No one else was home and wouldn’t be back for a few hours, so it was the perfect start for the night. After the effects started to set in, we walked back to the house and I decided to start some [...]
